Size Matters

I believe we should call our new form of government a "phallocracy." As I may have mentioned before, there are Kerry/Edwards signs all over my neighborhood, some from Dem HQ, some hand-made, and Kerry/Edwards stickers are all over our bumper regions. The Republicans have noticed, because suddenly, with the first autumn rain, there sprang up a few HUGE Bush/Cheney yard signs. I mean 6' and 4' signs on real fence-post thingies! Some take up the full width of the yards in which they stand. The message seems to be, if we can't outnumber or outclass you, we will have bigger letters than you. As with all displays of Extreme Butchness, though, they just look silly.

On a possibly related note, I saw an ad for "The Vagina Monologues" the other day, and for the first few seconds, I thought it said "The Viagra Marathons." Too much spam in my mailbox. Or something.